Front: I hope you celebrate your Birthday the way you came into this world, naked and screaming.
Inside: "Happy birthday, babe."
4.5 x 6.25" card
- Copper and sepia tones printed on FSC-certified recycled paper.
- Recycled copper envelope.
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