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Stress Turkey Squishy

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Big family meals can be stressful! Just keep this Stress Turkey in your hand and give it a squeeze every time someone tells you what you should be doing with your life or talks about the next election. Shaped just like a cooked Thanksgiving turkey, this festive 4-1/2" squishy polyurethane foam Stress Turkey will help to gobble up your anxiety during the holidays or anytime you’re forced to listen to a relative’s opinions for a long period of time while eating. Works better than tryptophan!
  • A squishy cooked turkey
  • 4-1/2” long
  • Relaxing
  • Takes over 9 seconds to pop back into shape

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Customer Reviews

Based on 2 reviews
Nanci Alderman
Squishy Stress Turkey Success!

These turkeys are great! I ordered 3 to start, gave a couple to friends, and their reaction was so enthusiastic that I have now ordered a total of 9 stress turkeys to give as Thanksgiving gifts to other friends and family. The presentation is perfect, the need is real, and I think some actual turkeys could use these.

Fred Null
Turkey Destresser

I purchased four of these turkey squeeze stress relievers as a humorous host gift for my Thanksgiving guests. They loved it.
Feldman Housewares delivered it very quickly and it was reasonably priced.

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