New Yorker Note Card - If You Die First
Caption on front reads: "If I die first, you should remarry. If you die first, I'll get a dog."
With unmatched visual sophistication and wit, the cartoons of The New Yorker continue to entertain and enlighten. Whether whimsical, provocative, serene or laugh-out-loud funny they are always the talk of the town.
Cartoon by George Booth
- 5 x 7" card
- Blank inside
- Comes in a cello bag
- Recycled card and envelope.
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